I don’t remember much but here’s what I do;

I was exploring some kind of house that was completely underground. I think it may have been some kind of hideout for an illigal group? I think I was hired to help them improve their walls because none of them had actually gone to school for any of that shit. Anyway, in the lower floors I found a room with two books I recognized the titles of from Skyrim (A Kiss Sweet Mother and one of the history books, don’t remember which) on a table, along with a scattered deck of cards. I picked up the cards to put it back together and noticed half of the cards were Joker cards, and the other half were symbols representing towns and cities from my original story Cohime.

Then I think I found some fat dude in the basement and he taught me how to make lo mein noodles from scratch.

Yeah, I don’t fucking know either.

“Oh, don’t look so upset, Bats. You always knew I was prettier than you! With this little number, I’ll bewitch anyone who lays eyes on me!”

“If by bewitch you mean blind.” 

“—-!!!!… Harley…”

“Y-Yes Mr. Jay?” 

“Hold. My. Purse.” 

http://loorthedarkelf.deviantart.com/art/Hold-My-Purse-379004485

jokes-on-you-batsy:

Hey peoples, just sitting and thinking. My clown is in need of a Batman. Like, a quite serious need. So, if you’ve got a Bat, and you’re willing to stop on by the madhouse, send me a message. I’d be super grateful.

Ooooh man that’s tempting… But I’m not sure I’d play a quality enough Bat for such a high-quality Joker. 

SIGNAL BOOST TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO ROLE PLAY!! Anyone who can play a Bat?

jacksjoker:

senna-the-sneak:

the-third-boy-wonder:

senna-the-sneak:

Well isn’t that sick sweet.

You’re going to DIE.

INHUMAN NOISES

Hey guys, in case I haven’t mentioned it I’ve got a more than slightly unhealthy obsession with Batman in general, and the Joker specifically… so forgive the spam, but I’m gonna keep reblogging all this awesome stuff that keeps popping up from the blogs I’m following. 

deviantart:

Posters by ~E-Bolo

kerainen:

Batman animated poster movies

Art by E-Bolo http://fav.me/d582sr2

Oh my god if they animated the old movies, the original four, I would watch the SHIT out of them. 

jacksjoker:

OH GOOD GOD